hi9ja comedies

AKPORS VISITATION TO HEAVEN
Akpors fainted and was taken up to heaven, in heaven he saw clocks and asked
Akpors: what clocks are these
Angel: lie clocks, each time anyone on earth lies it moves
Akpors: whose clock is that?
Angel: Mother Theresa, her clock didn't move because while on earth she didn't lie
Akpors: what of the clocks for nigerian politicians?
Angel: They arE in our office , we use them as fan!!
Lolz


AkPORS THE MADMAN
A pilot was transporting a bunch
of madmen
from Lagos to a psychiatric facility
in
Johannesburg, South Africa.
The madmen were making noise. So, one of them (Akpos) entered the
Pilot’s
Cabin;
MADMAN (Akpos): Teach me how to
fly a
plane! PILOT : I would, but under one
condition.
Akpos : What ?
PILOT : If you can get your
colleagues to keep
quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was
very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get
them to keep
quiet ?
Akpos: I opened the door and asked them
to go and play outside!! 

Obioma & Akpos.. 2 Stupid Fools!!
 Obioma & Akpos dey scatter fight outside examination hall, classmates gather. Wetin happen na?
Akpos: Dis idiot copy me 4 exam!
Obioma: Copy wetin? I no write anything, na blank sheet i submit!
Akpos: Una don see am? Na blank sheet I submit too! The examiner go think say we copy from each other!.



A MUST READ!!! AKPORORO AND OCHUKO TELEPHONE WAHALA!
Akpors: Ochuko! dis MTN people are eating our money too much o;->
Ochuko: abi!,d Stealing is too much,i can't continue
Akpors:We would start using pigeon 2 communicate..u will put ur message in the pigeons leg and send it
Ochuko: AKPORORO your head is there..dats what we would do
The Next day akpors sends his pigeon to Ochuko...Ochuko checks the pigeon and doesnt find any message..He den goes to Akpors house
Ochuko: Yaay man,y u send me pigeon with no message
Akpors: Chairman that 1 na missed call

A MUST READ{2 GOD,U MUST LAFF}...
Last night, boy drops the girl at her home, standing by the gate, he puts his hand on the wall n said....
"Can I kiss you?".
Girl: No, not today....
Boy: Please....
Girl: No.....
Boy: Please, give me....
Girl: No, not today....
This continued for 10 minutes,.
Then Girl's little brother appeared at the door, says....
Dad is saying, whether you give him kiss or not, it's your decision.....
but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button....
Everyone at home are listening 2 both of you..