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Akpos was about to die,so he decided to call a pastor.The doctor said that the level of alcohol in his system has destroyed his liver and he has only a day to live.The pastor told akpors to say after him,"Lord as i come to join you in paradise,accept my soul.Forgive me of all my sins and make me whole".After all the recitation,akpors said that he has one last wish.The pastor asked,"what is it?".Akpors replied,"Could u get me one last bottle of beer".

Akpos the lecturer in Gwagalada, University of Abuja decided to give his students a test. He asked them to write the answers as he read out the questions. Instructions says: Canceling answers not allowed) Akpors the Lecturer: Question 1: What's your favorite food? [10 mrks] Female students were writing, Pizza, fried rice, Hamburger, icecream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine..... Lecturer Akpors: Question 2: How do you prepare the food? [50 marks] Huh!! immediately, the female students started cancelling andchanging the foods to, beans, cocoyam, & abacha, bolee and porridge yam, indomine, white rice with no soup!!! why Do Girls Pretend?

1. OCHUKO: y are sleepin on topof d wall clock? AKPORS: bcos my fada said i shuld wake up on time 2. EKAITTE: since we started dating, u hardly smile, y? AKPORS: dat is bcos u said u wanted a serious relationship 3. OCHUKO: wetin u dey do? AKPORS: I wan hang myself to death OCHUKO: y u come tie d rope for ur waist na? AKPORS: Bros, dat neck own dey pain ooo

After blocking Akpors from sending friend request to Ekaitte, he wrote a letter to fb. Dear Facebook, It's with great pleasure that I write to you. Firstly, allow me to express my sincere thanks to you for allowing me to be on you and indeed for giving me thousands of cyber friends.Further thanks for allowing meto keep in touch with my loved ones. But I have a few observations to make. 1. When a man updates their status, they'll get 2 likes and 3 comments from their former classmates and 0 friend requests... but if the same status is updated by a lady, they get 170 likes, 350 comments and 470 friend requests... Why are you tolerating Gender Discrimination? 2. People who don't even have licence in real life have cars on fb... Why do you allow blackmailing? 3. People who are kept and notworking in real life are CEOs onfb... Why do you allow scams? 4. Everyone writes prayers on fb but in real life they never have time to kneel down and pray... Why don't you remind them that you are not God? 5. Everyone on fb likes to see a status pronouncing blessings on them but they never bless others in real life... Can't you stop that selfishness? 6. If facebook is about meetingand making new friends, why do you block me when I try doing so? Must I know everyone? Lemme send d request to Ekaitte, she stays in my street. Please look into these issues. Yours' concerned addict, Akpors.